MNSTF Cabal

[lsanderson]

I went out to Intermedia Arts last night with the rest of the secret MNSTF cabal. Still yet one more time, our conversation drifted to taking over the world. Yes, I have to confess, we've become obsessed about taking over the world. I suggested using my solo softcore porn act of performing fellatio on a gun (as recently referenced on Natter) to raise funds. It's certainly more fun than practicing on a banana all the time. (The SO just isn't always available.) I figure that with constant practice, I should have the act together by next year's Fringe Festival. If I get ambitious, I may have to start practice with rifles, maybe even shotguns! The possibilities are almost as endless as a size-queen's dreams. And it's even (almost) safe sex! After all, unloaded guns never kill people. Only people kill people.

We were trying to decide if it would be smarter to take over some small country first before expanding out to the rest of the world. The more wine we drank, the easier the answer became, but strangely enough, I no longer remember what it was. I may have to go back, drink another bottle of their Portuguese red wine and see if the answer comes back. Wait a minute! Isn't Portugal a small country somewhere in Africa?

Comments

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

B

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Portugal is in Europe. It's part of the Iberian Peninsula, along with Spain.

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

Reading this came pretty close to ending my very bad mood that I mentioned yesterday and am still in (I now suspect it's internal-chemical, not situational). Isn't it amazing how much power over their lives some people give other people?

Thanks for some giggles.

[davidschroth.livejournal.com]

My recollection is I have dibs on the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer...

[lsanderson.livejournal.com]

Hey, I said secret...

[davidschroth.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I was there, or part of the Cabal - I just said I had dibs on the Treasury - er, job of Chancellor of the Exchequer.

[mizzlaurajean.livejournal.com]

Now, don't you boys forget who you are working for!! Don't be confused by any of Larry's references to queens either.

And if you hear any references to me as any kind of Queen "B" keep in mind I don't make the honey myself, I have drones who do all the work.

For some odd reason Pinky and the Brain come to mind......... I can't remember which country they started with... Must be all the wine I was blackmailed with.