MNSTF Cabal

Aug. 7th, 2003 06:20 am
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I went out to Intermedia Arts last night with the rest of the secret MNSTF cabal. Still yet one more time, our conversation drifted to taking over the world. Yes, I have to confess, we've become obsessed about taking over the world. I suggested using my solo softcore porn act of performing fellatio on a gun (as recently referenced on Natter) to raise funds. It's certainly more fun than practicing on a banana all the time. (The SO just isn't always available.) I figure that with constant practice, I should have the act together by next year's Fringe Festival. If I get ambitious, I may have to start practice with rifles, maybe even shotguns! The possibilities are almost as endless as a size-queen's dreams. And it's even (almost) safe sex! After all, unloaded guns never kill people. Only people kill people.

We were trying to decide if it would be smarter to take over some small country first before expanding out to the rest of the world. The more wine we drank, the easier the answer became, but strangely enough, I no longer remember what it was. I may have to go back, drink another bottle of their Portuguese red wine and see if the answer comes back. Wait a minute! Isn't Portugal a small country somewhere in Africa?
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