transformed!

[lsanderson]

How can all of my straight screwdrivers have turned into phillips?

Comments

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

Obviously you left a contagious gay screwdriver in the tool box.
It then converted them to it's agenda.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

I blame the liberal media for constantly trumpeting the philips agenda and making it seem like a desirable lifestyle. Poor, deluded tools!

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

"Watson? The trout!"


*WHAP*

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

Add it to the mysteries of disappearing socks and multiplying wire coat hangers.

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

You're just trolling, right? :-)

Moi?

[lsanderson.livejournal.com]

Why, why, why, no.

[erikvolson.livejournal.com]

Worse yet, they're not phillips ,they're pozi-drive!

Screwdrivers

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

I, too, have found that over the years I have accumulated more plus screwdrivers than minus screwdrivers.

B

Re: Screwdrivers

[lsanderson.livejournal.com]

Nature abhors a minus?

Re: Screwdrivers

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

But if you get a bulk deal on minus screwdrivers, I'd like some.

B

Re: Screwdrivers

[lsanderson.livejournal.com]

They always seem to sell them in sets to preserve parity in the universe.