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How can all of my straight screwdrivers have turned into phillips?

Date: 2008-07-28 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shelleybear.livejournal.com
Obviously you left a contagious gay screwdriver in the tool box.
It then converted them to it's agenda.

Date: 2008-07-28 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cakmpls.livejournal.com
Add it to the mysteries of disappearing socks and multiplying wire coat hangers.

Date: 2008-07-29 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debgeisler.livejournal.com
You're just trolling, right? :-)

Moi?

Date: 2008-07-29 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsanderson.livejournal.com
Why, why, why, no.

Date: 2008-07-29 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erikvolson.livejournal.com
Worse yet, they're not phillips ,they're pozi-drive!

Screwdrivers

Date: 2008-07-29 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minnehaha.livejournal.com
I, too, have found that over the years I have accumulated more plus screwdrivers than minus screwdrivers.

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Re: Screwdrivers

Date: 2008-07-29 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsanderson.livejournal.com
Nature abhors a minus?

Re: Screwdrivers

Date: 2008-07-29 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minnehaha.livejournal.com
Perhaps.

But if you get a bulk deal on minus screwdrivers, I'd like some.

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Re: Screwdrivers

Date: 2008-07-29 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsanderson.livejournal.com
They always seem to sell them in sets to preserve parity in the universe.

Date: 2008-07-29 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kip-w.livejournal.com
I blame the liberal media for constantly trumpeting the philips agenda and making it seem like a desirable lifestyle. Poor, deluded tools!

Date: 2008-07-29 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shelleybear.livejournal.com
"Watson? The trout!"


*WHAP*

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