They Done Him Wrong

[lsanderson]

The Idaho Statesman! The Idaho Statesman! The Idaho Statesman! Shame on them for causing a good Family Values(TM) Republican to go gay like that.

Nest Week: "How black men can also make you go gay like that."

Somebody please stop that virile hunk, Fred Thompson, from going into any public restrooms! We just can't have another Family Values(TM) Republican Shining Star(TM) go gay!

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[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

You know, we straight guys *cannot* resist the manly charms of gay guys. That's why we break down into a wild thirsting for Tom of Finland posters after seeing black studs in mens' restrooms at airports. We know where this naughtiness will lead us.