ON why I am not a carpenter...

[lsanderson]

I go upstairs to put the Acorn handles on the doors that don't have it. I've got a drill, screwdriver, parts, and tape measure. I measure three times and still put 'em on an inch low. D'oh.

Comments

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

You simply have to learn to disguise error as innovation.