P.S. Maher's humor is hit-or-miss, but I'd this barb from last weekend hit the Bullseye:
"The Venezuelan President went to the U.N. and called Bush the devil. You could tell Bush was offended because his tail stopped wagging. Bush said, 'I would love to answer your ridiculous charge that I'm the devil, but I'm a little too busy this week trying to unite my party behind torturing people.'"