Pretentious ass -- moi?

[lsanderson]

You know which wines go best with which foods, and
you can make New York City's finest sommalier
feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take
that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but
really - you've got more class than that.
What people love: You know the best restaurants and
what their specialties are.
What people hate: Every waiter in town wants to
mangle your pretentious ass.


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Comments

[ex-erikvolso370.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think all right thinking people want to beat that Emeril guy with a stick. This isn't pretention, this is for the good of society. I'd even tolerate yelling "Bam!" while doing so -- a little gauche, true, but just this once, forgivable.

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Tony Bourdain calls him a "furry little Ewok."

B

[mizzlaurajean.livejournal.com]

I can no believe it's true, the shock, the horror.....