Totally tasteless political joke
Oct. 15th, 2004 06:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lsandersonThe time: years from now in the future. George W. Bush has died, they do the paperwork or whatever and he is sent to Hell. He shows up at the gate and Satan says, "Damn, we're totally full, can't squeeze you in, but you definitely belong here, so I tell you what: I've got three people in here who weren't quite as bad as you, so we'll let one of them go to make room for you. You even get to pick which one gets let go."
"Duh, OK," says W.
Satan takes W to the first door, opens it, there's Richard Nixon, swimming back and forth for all eternity across a big pool of fire.
"Well, I never learned to swim too good," says W. "What else you got?"
Next door: Tony Blair is busting up huge rocks with a giant hammer.
"Well, I've been havin problems with my back, see this brace? I don't think I could hack that. What's the third option?"
Satan opens the third door, there's Bill Clinton, strapped down to a table, and Monica L. is there doing what she excels at on him.
"Well, I guess that'd be all right," says W.
"Good enough," says Satan. "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
Ripped off from Atrios comments
"Duh, OK," says W.
Satan takes W to the first door, opens it, there's Richard Nixon, swimming back and forth for all eternity across a big pool of fire.
"Well, I never learned to swim too good," says W. "What else you got?"
Next door: Tony Blair is busting up huge rocks with a giant hammer.
"Well, I've been havin problems with my back, see this brace? I don't think I could hack that. What's the third option?"
Satan opens the third door, there's Bill Clinton, strapped down to a table, and Monica L. is there doing what she excels at on him.
"Well, I guess that'd be all right," says W.
"Good enough," says Satan. "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
Ripped off from Atrios comments
