Secret Testing at Noreascon 4 Dead Dog
Sep. 9th, 2004 02:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lsandersonWe’re saddened to report that the attendees of the Noreascon 4 Dead Dog Party failed two Spam tests.
1. On the sacred Minnesota table, hidden amongst the Scotch brand 3M tape, pickled herring, thousand island salad dressing and Gold Medal flour, we secretly placed one plate of diced Spam for testing purposes.
2. The fans, who normally profess a deep and abiding hatred of Spam, ate the Spam, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt either that all fans do not hate Spam, or that some fans at Noreascon 4 do not hate Spam.
3. To further test, we diced up the second can o’ Spam, and lo, it too was consumed. (Note: we did not flambé in rum and douse in water this Spam -- as we once tested the Capricon fans –- only to find it too consumed by the end of the party.)
4. In addition, but probably not related to the aforementioned points, one fan at the Noreascon 4 Dead Dog Party was unaware of the MN -- Spam connection.
1. On the sacred Minnesota table, hidden amongst the Scotch brand 3M tape, pickled herring, thousand island salad dressing and Gold Medal flour, we secretly placed one plate of diced Spam for testing purposes.
2. The fans, who normally profess a deep and abiding hatred of Spam, ate the Spam, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt either that all fans do not hate Spam, or that some fans at Noreascon 4 do not hate Spam.
3. To further test, we diced up the second can o’ Spam, and lo, it too was consumed. (Note: we did not flambé in rum and douse in water this Spam -- as we once tested the Capricon fans –- only to find it too consumed by the end of the party.)
4. In addition, but probably not related to the aforementioned points, one fan at the Noreascon 4 Dead Dog Party was unaware of the MN -- Spam connection.
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Date: 2004-09-09 08:22 pm (UTC)I bet they eat it.
What??!! No Hot Dish??
Date: 2004-09-09 08:58 pm (UTC)I'm very sorry I couldn't go to Boston this year, but thanks for the smile anyway!
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Date: 2004-09-09 10:19 pm (UTC)To really test this, I advocate leaving out a jar of mayonnaise
unrefridgerated for a day along with a plate of deli meat.