One way to get through airport security...

[lsanderson]

"MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Daryl Miller didn't make it through airport security because he couldn't keep his pants on.

Airport police said a security screener was waving a metal-detecting wand over Miller's pants area on Friday when Miller pulled his shorts down to his ankles. He wasn't wearing any underwear.

Miller then said, "There, how do you like your job," thus ending the screening, according to the police report. He was charged with indecent exposure and released on $300 bail. "

http://www.startribune.com/stories/709/4875306.html

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I'm all

[lsanderson.livejournal.com]

for nekkid men in front of me. It would sure help the boredom of standing in line.

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

He should have said:
"This is for John Brolly!"
(an in-joke for the poor S.O.B.s working for the T.S.A. at M.S.P.)