Stephen Sez

[lsanderson]

"People have said to me, 'Stephen, you gotta understand, you don't even know your history. You're dumb, you're dense, you're a mental midget with the IQ of a butter dish, whose mind is a black hole that sucks all surrounding thought into an infinite singularity of pure stupidity. Stephen, I'm surprised you can even dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut butter inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breathe. I've never met, and hope to never meet again, a man so pervasively, astoundingly, unyieldingly ignorant.' To which I say, well, then you haven't met Louie Gohmert." -- Stephen Colbert