It's that time o' the year, folks. Stay The Hell Away From Uptown Weekend!
It's filled with overpriced junk brought in from out of state by no one you've ever heard of.
Once again, there will be suburban drivers driving down one-way streets the wrong way looking for parking, suburban mothers pushing perambulators -- ittsa horrorshow! And it's all happening this weekend in Uptown!
So, remember, it's Stay The Hell Away From Uptown Weekend
Ditto: Loring Park -- The I was too late for Powderhorn or Uptown Art Fair
Ditto: Powderhorn -- The I was too stoned to get my Uptown application in on time Art Fair
So, don't buy crap! Just send all your money to ME!
If you're already tired of the cabin:
MN Fringe
Diversicon
My friends, who live in Uptown, are sanely spending the weekend in NEW YORK CITY!!!
It's filled with overpriced junk brought in from out of state by no one you've ever heard of.
Once again, there will be suburban drivers driving down one-way streets the wrong way looking for parking, suburban mothers pushing perambulators -- ittsa horrorshow! And it's all happening this weekend in Uptown!
So, remember, it's Stay The Hell Away From Uptown Weekend
Ditto: Loring Park -- The I was too late for Powderhorn or Uptown Art Fair
Ditto: Powderhorn -- The I was too stoned to get my Uptown application in on time Art Fair
So, don't buy crap! Just send all your money to ME!
If you're already tired of the cabin:
MN Fringe
Diversicon
My friends, who live in Uptown, are sanely spending the weekend in NEW YORK CITY!!!
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Date: 2013-08-02 03:33 pm (UTC)