Cheers and Jeers: Tuesday
Jul. 12th, 2011 09:20 am- Blowing up the U.S. economy is preferable to raising taxes a little bit on the richest Americans to help stabilize the U.S. economy.
- Spending taxpayer money to help the poor and elderly is bad, but spending taxpayer money on subsidies for mega-profitable industries that don’t need them is good.
- "All men are equated equal" means all men. Except the gay ones.
- "Our #1 priority is jobs jobs jobs" means "Our #1 priority is anything but jobs jobs jobs."
- The fact that voter fraud is not a problem means voter fraud is a huge problem.
- The fact that climate change and oil dependence are huge problems means climate change and oil dependence are not problems.
- George Bush wasn't president for eight years---we went straight from America-destroyer Bill Clinton to America-destroyer Barack Obama.
- If Republicans in the House and Senate vote to end Medicare in favor of health care by coupons, and it turns out to be a blunder of epic proportions, it never happened.
- Rupert Murdoch is the de facto Minister of Information
- Talk of secession is taken seriously.
- Everything you need to know about science is in the Bible.
- Suffering builds character, which is why we need more of it.
- The prime directive is the destruction of one citizen---the guy in the White House---even if it comes at the expense of the other 311,747,129 citizens.
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Date: 2011-07-12 09:48 pm (UTC)B