Seem Fairer and Feel Fouler

[lsanderson]

The Repugs have finally figured out to send pretty people out. It's an easier method of getting the well-off into the lifeboats. It doesn't start a panic, as they proceed to gut the bones of the empire. No one notices the gutting, because they're all fighting over the crumbs, terrified that somewhere, someone might have more crumbs than they do. Snow White's mother has become an air-head from north of Our Fair Cities, or the witch who bailed in Alaska. The princes tell tails of the sweet by and by -- how wonderful a world without taxes would be.