Stephen Sez

"People have said to me, 'Stephen, you gotta understand, you don't even know your history. You're dumb, you're dense, you're a mental midget with the IQ of a butter dish, whose mind is a black hole that sucks all surrounding thought into an infinite singularity of pure stupidity. Stephen, I'm surprised you can even dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut butter inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breathe. I've never met, and hope to never meet again, a man so pervasively, astoundingly, unyieldingly ignorant.' To which I say, well, then you haven't met Louie Gohmert." -- Stephen Colbert

My tweets

• Wed, 13:07: 5 Grotesque Dishes for Halloween http://t.co/UTtk7C1C78
• Wed, 22:15: RT @lolife: We're hiring @BadgerHillBeer! http://t.co/aeTT09yIVz #craftbeer #careers
• Thu, 06:48: RT @androidcentral: LG announces world's narrowest full-HD display panel with 0.7mm bezel width http://t.co/WOrjgbKdHA #android http://t.co…
• Thu, 07:20: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/GhG50Yf1Gq 和楽器バンド / 千本桜
• Thu, 07:21: Parasite-schizophrenia connection: One-fifth of schizophrenia cases may involve the parasite T. gondii http://t.co/yiFlF2QnCF
• Thu, 07:47: Stephen Sez http://t.co/xnVihCZCDU
• Thu, 08:36: RT @CharlesMBlow: When you voluntarily risk your life to save someone else's, then you can talk to me about quarantines. #CalmDown
• Thu, 08:38: RT @Salon: John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart may have saved us from a Republican Senate http://t.co/reMeZaxPku http://t.co/z6Xk3…
• Thu, 11:53: RT @BryanJFischer: Apple CEO comes out as gay. What it means: most protected, celebrated person you can be in today's America is a homosexu…

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