On Blood Moons and the End o' the Whirled and "The End o' Guacamole"

As doomsday scenarios go, this one is not particularly original: the basic evangelical vision of trouble in the Middle East followed by the Second Coming. And red moons happen all the time. If you wanted a sign of the end of days this week, there are lots better candidates. Kathleen Sebelius for Senate? The idea that anybody believes Donald Trump will buy the Buffalo Bills? Or limes — their price is quadrupling! You can read all about that in my upcoming book, “The End of Guacamole.” Moar

My tweets

• Wed, 14:59: RT @owillis: the south! RT @ToddGregory The Louisiana House voted 67-27 to keep its unconstitutional sodomy law: http://t.co/qfDFauIxsX
• Thu, 06:40: RT @timnelson_mpr: Here's some of your overnight snow totals from around the region, courtesy the NWS in Chanhassen: http://t.co/7yaaa5ujfI
• Thu, 06:55: RT @andrewducker: Quantum Entanglement Drives the Arrow of Time http://t.co/atP0g3HEhQ
• Thu, 07:10: RT @Nigella_Lawson: #recipeoftheday is Gingery Hot Duck Salad - enough to make one quack with delight! http://t.co/DMRYvFHdZz
• Thu, 07:57: On Blood Moons and the End o' the Whirled and "The End o' Guacamole" http://t.co/u64kqdrq94
• Thu, 08:24: RT @TeaPartyCat: GOOD NEWS! The House GOP won’t take up immigration reform. Or unemployment, infrastructure, or equal pay. Just Benghazi a…
• Thu, 08:25: RT @MPRnews: News Cut: General Mills: If you like us, you can't sue us http://t.co/RpLUwV9mGS
• Thu, 11:27: RT @Salon: Noam Chomsky: The U.S. behaves nothing like a democracy http://t.co/GEINTxgUcw