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Who knew?

That you could derail a clown car?

Too Cute! Not Cheap, but Too Cute.

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You Know Who You Are

For the photographers out there: XKCD

WWJS?

Whenever I get into one of these complicated positions, I asks myself, "Self, what would Jesus say?" and Blam! Like a light from the sun, it strikes me! And, I hear Jesus speaking as if off from a distance, you know, not far enough that he has to shout and I have to strain to hear, but still off in the distance. And so I asked him, "What about voter ID laws, Jesus?" And Blam! He answered me.

"Just as I said in the Bible, put not your faith in God, my son, but put your faith in your photographic government ID card. It shows you the path of righteousness and makes it easy to identify you both when you vote, fly on a plane, and when you enter into heaven."

So ever since then, when I vote, when I fly, or when I'm in an accident on the highway, I firmly grasp my photographic government ID card, and I am comforted.

Now I hear them Mormons got some special underwear, and Jesus, ... And, Jesus, I swear I will give up drinking after this bottle.