Gosh, they can't even spell Rebecca right! Wot's going on over there?

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Ode to Chrome

Whyfore suckest thou now?
Wot haz I ever done to you
That you pays me back so foul?
Like you with pictures, java code,
I forgot the strophe, the antistrophe, and the epode.

Stolen from Bill in Portland Main

"Congress is pledging to work around the clock until they’re absolutely certain they will get nothing done."
---David Letterman
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"One of Murdoch's tabloids was hacking people's phones and listening to their voicemails. Victims said their iPhones were so messed up that they were actually working."
---Craig Ferguson
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Michele Bachmann clip: The president doesn’t want to be confronted with priorities in spending, because he has a lot of "Choot-spa"
Jon Stewart: Y'know, I got a feeling saying the word "choot-spa" is gonna hurt more grandmothers than Obama cutting off their Social Security.
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"I just read that George W. Bush is getting his own limited-edition baseball card. You can tell it’s Bush’s card because eight years after you buy it, its value decreases $14 trillion."
---Jimmy Fallon
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"In Arizona they had a dust storm that was two miles high and 15 miles wide. It looked like something out of a movie. Visibility in Arizona, they said, was so bad that police were hassling white people."
---Bill Maher