Train Wrecks!

With apologies to Offspring and thousands of others:

Train Wrecks!
Nothing more than Train Wrecks!
Trying to forget my
Train Wrecks! of hate

Imagine
Beating on your face
Trying to forget my
Train Wrecks! of hate

Train Wrecks!
For all my life, I'll feel it
I wish I'd never met you
You'll make me sick again

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Of hate on my mind

Train Wrecks!
Train Wrecks! like I never liked you
Train Wrecks! like I wanna kill you
Live in my heart

Train Wrecks!
Train Wrecks! like I wanna deck you
Train Wrecks! like I gotta get you
Out of my life

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Hate's in my eyes

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
You're not very nice

Go!

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Hate's on my mind

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Get out of my life

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Get out of my life

WoW, I didn't realize the song was quite that nasty. I guess if it's too late to throw the switch, you either help, get help, or get the hell out of the way. Throwing more coal in the boiler probably isn't indicated. Generally, you don't have to bring coals to an auto da fey either.

Fair Game?

Somebody says that a police car frequently sits on 27th Street. They usually get 5-10 cars for making an illegal left turn (7-9am?) off Lyndale to 27th. What a nice way for Our Fair City to make money. There's coffee shops, bakery, but sadly, no donut shops. Now if they'd just give a damn about the illegal parking outside of the coffee shop...

Next Ticket!

It's like shooting fish inna barrel!

Gordon Bok

GORDON - SOLO

Mar 14    Sat       GLASTONBURY CT: CT Audubon Soc. Center, 1361 Main St,  7:30 PM                              860-633-8402 

Mar 15    Sun     WOODS HOLE, MA:  Woods Hole Folk Music Society, Community Center, 7:30 PM        508-540-0320

Mar 17    Tue     WATERTOWN, MA: House Concert,  7:30 PM                                                                           617-926-3565

 

GORDON & CAROL                                                                    

Mar 21    Sat        SPRINGFIELD, MA:  uNi Coffehouse, Friendship Hall of UU Soc Mtg House, 8:00 PM    413-562-3990

 

GORDON - SOLO

Apr   3    Fri        ESSEX, VT: Underhill Jericho Folk Society: Covenent Community Church, 7:30 PM        802-899-3547

Apr   7    Tue      ANN ARBOR, MI: The Ark, 316 S Main St, 8:00 PM                                                               734-761-1800

Apr   9    Thu      MILWAUKEE, WI: Endanged Folk Singer House Concerts, 7:30 PM                                  414-510-8767       

Apr  10   Fri        SHAWANO, WI:  House Concert,   7:00 pm                                                                              715-526-9295

Apr  11   Sat       AMERY, WI:  Northern Lake Center for the Arts, 113 Elm St, 7:30 PM                                  715-268-6811

Apr  14-15         DAVENPORT, IA:  UU Church of Davenport, 3707 Eastern Ave, 7:30 PM                          563-359-0816

Apr  18 Sat         EVANSTON, IL:  Hogeye Folk Arts: Lake Street Church, 607 Lake St, 7:30 PM                  847-475-6165

 

GORDON & ED TRICKET

Apr  19  Sun        MUNDELEIN IL:  Lake County Folk Club: El Barrio Restaurant, 7:30 PM                           847-356-0623

 

GORDON & CAROL

May  9    Sat        BAR MILLS, ME:  Saco River Grange, 29 Salmon Falls, 7:30 PM                                         207-929-6472

 

GORDON - SOLO

May 13  Wed      CAMBRIDGE, MD: Jim Richardson Maritime Museum       (tentative)                                TBA

May 14   Thu      GERMANTOWN, MD: House Concert, 8:30 PM                                                  txmilke@aol.com

May 15  Fri          LAUREL, MD:  Montpelier Arts Center, 9652 Muirkirk Rd, 8:00 PM                                   301-953-1993

May 16  Sat         GALESVILLE, MD: Galesville Hall, 952 Galesville Rd,   8:00 PM                                         443-786-0463

May 17  Sun        MERION STATION, PA:  House Concert, 7:00 PM                                               sailor517@verizon.net                                         

                                                         

SUMMER 2009 – GORDON -SOLO:

July 16 Thu   ROCKLAND, ME: Station Maine, Strand Theatre, 7:00 pm                                                        207-594-0070

July 31 Fri      BOOTHBAY, ME: Coastal Maine Botanical Gardens, 7:00 pm                                                  207-633-4333

Aug 1  Sat     BLUE HILL, ME: Vanderkay Summer Series, 1^st Congo Church, 7:30 pm                                 207-374-2891