Train Wrecks!

[lsanderson]

With apologies to Offspring and thousands of others:

Train Wrecks!
Nothing more than Train Wrecks!
Trying to forget my
Train Wrecks! of hate

Imagine
Beating on your face
Trying to forget my
Train Wrecks! of hate

Train Wrecks!
For all my life, I'll feel it
I wish I'd never met you
You'll make me sick again

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Of hate on my mind

Train Wrecks!
Train Wrecks! like I never liked you
Train Wrecks! like I wanna kill you
Live in my heart

Train Wrecks!
Train Wrecks! like I wanna deck you
Train Wrecks! like I gotta get you
Out of my life

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Hate's in my eyes

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
You're not very nice

Go!

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Hate's on my mind

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Get out of my life

Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Whoa, Train Wrecks!
Get out of my life

WoW, I didn't realize the song was quite that nasty. I guess if it's too late to throw the switch, you either help, get help, or get the hell out of the way. Throwing more coal in the boiler probably isn't indicated. Generally, you don't have to bring coals to an auto da fey either.