AZ & Phoenix!

[lsanderson]

I want to make sure that everybody stays the hell away from Phoenix and Arizona. As everybody knows, Phoenix has the highest rate of kidnapping in the whole entire Universe, and the crime rate in Arizona is so high that it can't get no higher. Just in case you doubt this warning, check out any conservative comment on Arizona -- they all say the same thing. So, Stay Away!

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[buttonlass.livejournal.com]

Also it's hotter than Hades. Apparently at 5:30 this morning it was around 110F or some nonsensical number like that. Someone I know said their shoe melted from the pavement.