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White Is Not the Only Color for Summer. Article.
The Oeuf and I: An Old Love Seems New: Fluffy Hollandaise Recipie, Recipe: Îles Flottantes, Recipe: Oeufs en Gelée
The Humble Bay Leaf Lets Loose: Recipe: Grilled Meat Skewers With Bay Leaves
A Bucket of Beach Reads, Recipes Included
The Ideal Apricot Is Delectable and Elusive:Recipe: Apricot Jam on a Whim, Recipe: Chilled Braised Apricots With Yogurt, Honey and Pistachios
Bread Pudding Layered With Rich Surprises: Recipe: Caramelized Chocolate Bread Pudding
An Ill Wind Blows Up a Juicy Treat

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In a news release today, President Brush announced the imminent invation of Canada. "Like Iraq, Canada has marajuana everywhere, is a threat to the institution of marriage as we know it in the Western World, has some oil we can exploit, which allows us to give more money to Haliburton, and can be timed just about right for the election primary. Furthermore, I've heard that they have SOCIALIZED medicine! As soon as the ink dries on this evidence, I aim to blackmail congress into giving me a green light on our big roll north. Besides, we've firmly established a zillion links to terrorist orgainzations from our enemies north of the border, both to Arab, and what's worse, French organizations -- why, I've heard tell some of 'em even speak it!"

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I'd like to welcome mishalak to the LJ Community!

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"No convention attendee is permitted to carry a functional firearm on convention premises, permit or not permit."