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It's a lost cause, but if "under God" is so inoffensive, then why not substitute other deity's names depending on the month of the year? "One nation, under Allah" could be September, "Demeter" for October, "Kali" for November, "Mars" for December, "God" for January, "Satan" for February, "Earth Mother" for March, "Krishna" for April, "Confucius" for May, "Buddha" for June ... and so on around the calendar.
On another note, how about forming a fundamentalist Islamic School for Cincinnati? Where are those Satanists when you really need them...