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By Kevin Horrigan

Times being what they are, I have decided to suck up to Fox News by becoming a conservative commentator.

I know some people will doubt my credibility. But frankly, based on what I've seen and heard, credibility is not the issue. Money is - conservative commentators make a lot more money than I do. Their audiences skew to conservative-leaning older white men. Financially, you can't go wrong by telling people what they want to hear. More