United Agents

[lsanderson]

When I called United this moring to attempt discovering the fresh horrors in store for today, they seemed unaware of the 747 parked at the Anchorage Ted Stevens airport. She quickly informed me that they couldn't help me get from Anchorage to Hong Kong. Prescient?

Comments

[davidschroth.livejournal.com]

Prescient?

One hopes not.

One also hopes that You and Thong make it to Vietnam before minnehaha.

You're well on the way to becoming the modern version of The Flying Dutchman...

OMG!

[buttonlass.livejournal.com]

Tell me you asked for her supervisor or someone else with a clue.

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

I hope you won't mind that I am finding your posts funny. It's not that I don't feel bad for you and Thong, but I keep seeing this as a movie. You would be played by John Cleese, in his Python/Fawlty persona as the guy who tries desperately to act as if everything is normal while the world goes mad around him.

[yarram.livejournal.com]

"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Board Here"

[supergee.livejournal.com]

As the name indicates, you'll have to bribe the airport.