Which End?

[lsanderson]

JEERS to technical difficulties. If you watched Bush last night you probably spotted a few things: 1) He's grown a hip, sassy unibrow. 2) Dick Cheney's mortician did a great job with Bush's makeup. And 3) You may have noticed that it sounded like there were gusts of wind blowing across the microphone. After making some calls, C&J found out why: they clipped an extra mic to Bush's ass because they weren't sure which end he'd be speaking from. It was later determined by ABC News that only the adverbs came out of his mouth. Link

Shamelessly Stolen from Bill in Portland Maine