I'm amazed

[lsanderson]

In flipping through the NY Times, at how much better a mostly nekkid man makes a product look. The only problem I've had is that every time I want to buy a product, the mostly nekkid man is not included.

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Oh...

[lsanderson.livejournal.com]

And the perfume makes me sneeze, and the clothes don't make me look at all like the mostly nekkid man in the picture...

[marahsk.livejournal.com]

Funny, I've noticed the same thing: the mostly nekkid man is not included with the purchase, the product doesn't make me look like a model, and no mostly nekkid man is suddenly attracted to me because I'm using the product.

[madtruk.livejournal.com]

Har-

Household Joke:

When I order lingerie for my wife, I only get the wrapping. I want what's in the box!

End joke.