- Sat, 14:28: The great outdoor freezer is busted. Making do with the fridge: https://t.co/SQ2R2mGqvG
- Sat, 14:51: Dear phone dictionary and keyboard designers: please delete all little used words autocorrect keeps suggesting. Pls add sex & swear words
- Sun, 08:08: Mr. President: ‘Just who the hell do you think you are?’ https://t.co/Kyy5ilVd6b
- Sun, 08:20: I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/tIcL0aJVvo 7 THINGS IN GERMANY I Never Saw in the USA