Dear Orchestra Hall
Sep. 15th, 2019 11:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lsandersonDear Orchestra Hall,
I appreciate it that from time to time you may have to change seating because it happens several times every fucking season, and I do appreciate the 120 phone calls and emails I receive from you announcing that change many, many months before the actual concert. I do not, however, appreciate the carefully printed out small tickets you send out to replace the changed seating on account of because I have asked you to EMAIL YOUR GODDAMNED TICKETS to me, and your tiny paper tickets get lost in my folder file. Oh, and my stapler is empty too, and they stopped making staples for it in 1982, but it still looks cool on my desk.
Yet another third whirled problem.
I appreciate it that from time to time you may have to change seating because it happens several times every fucking season, and I do appreciate the 120 phone calls and emails I receive from you announcing that change many, many months before the actual concert. I do not, however, appreciate the carefully printed out small tickets you send out to replace the changed seating on account of because I have asked you to EMAIL YOUR GODDAMNED TICKETS to me, and your tiny paper tickets get lost in my folder file. Oh, and my stapler is empty too, and they stopped making staples for it in 1982, but it still looks cool on my desk.
Yet another third whirled problem.
