Snow

[lsanderson]

Remember, unless you're in an avalanche, it's not the snow that kills. It's the sliding vehicles, the falling limbs, the downed power lines, the vile cold, and attempts to escape the vile cold. If you're in it, stay home; if you can't stay home, stay safe and warm. If necessary, burn the cheap furniture first, but make sure it's wood...

Shoveling snow? That, on the other hand, is dangerous!