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[lsanderson]

Somebody just blabbed that somebody else snuck a gun into my home against my expressed wishes -- but he didn't say who -- so that he could retain the guilty pleasure of violating his enemy. I guess full body cavity searches will have to become mandatory to anyone entering my house, well, males anyway. Make that cute males. I guess it's my own home and I can discriminate. It'll be much cheaper than setting up metal detectors. So, if you plan on coming into my house, and you're cute and male, be prepared to spread 'em. Just a warning, of course.