My tweets

• Mon, 13:28: Neil Innes, Rutles star and 'seventh Python', dies aged 75 https://t.co/esa8fhnZ0h
• Mon, 13:32: RT @AJEnglish: Across Southeast Asia, farmers are waiting for agriculture technology to become more affordable. https://t.co/JDDTjt8GSk
• Mon, 13:33: Well! I'm sure those nice Florida policemen just wanted to have an electric birthday! https://t.co/XUdklIrcb0
• Mon, 13:36: RT @aschiavone: When I get out of my chair and both of my legs are asleep https://t.co/ecVRAxIn7B
• Mon, 20:06: RT @NYTScience: In a series of ancient coffin-inscribed texts, scientists deciphered a copy of "The Book of Two Ways," a guide to the Egypt…
• Mon, 21:48: RT @BetteMidler: “The budget deficit has jumped more than 50 percent since Mr. Trump took office and is expected to top $1 trillion in 2020…
• Mon, 22:02: The Legacy of Destructive Austerity https://t.co/iQgNO7TJJV
• Mon, 23:54: RT @Ruby_Stevens: That is truly the last time I tell a mysterious old crone at a sinister traveling carnival my wish to see Idris Elba nake…

My Mother

My mother was exactly like Jupiter Jones in Jupiter Ascending, well, with bees anyway. In Jupiter Ascending, Jupiter Jones was Queen of Earth and much of the universe and the bees swarmed to honor her Majesty.

The bees reacted exactly the same with my mother, except they hated her. If she got within two miles of a hive, they would swarm and attack her. See, just like the Queen of Earth, only different.

Happy New Year to those of you on the Gregorian calendar. Asia's is coming up soon, but it ain't here yet.