100 first lines of a novel...

100 lines to begin a novel (from 2006)

My tweets

• Mon, 06:11: RT @tomscott: Hello from Reykjavik! I am jetlagged, bewildered, and I’ve already slipped on ice. They have a lovely church, though. http://…
• Mon, 06:13: RT @BeatlesTweets: It was 50 years ago today...73 million people tuned to watch The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show. http://t.co/90MnKM42EQ
• Mon, 06:14: RT @viaSimonRomero: Mosquito-borne Chikungunya fever spreads through Caribbean, raising fear it will advance into South America http://t.co…
• Mon, 06:36: 100 first lines of a novel... http://t.co/jKHFT4sEi1
• Mon, 09:00: RT @guardian: 'Priceless' bronze statue of Greek god Apollo found in Gaza Strip: http://t.co/nt0VlgyAbk