Thems wot plant the right seeds gets:

Flowers

A silent version of last night's debate:

Slideshow

Newt

I don't care that Newt is a toad mixed with a snake mixed with a goat and all covered with slime. It does kinda bug me though, when he starts telling me how to run my life.

Another

O' those damned ducks haz landed in the oven. I gotta get home soon.

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The Duck

Alas, traffic wuz bad. I got home too late. He'd warmed too long in the oven.

SPAM

My latest approach to SPAM has been to reply to it with something either quite, err, improperly sexual and quite perverse or to comment on their political and illegal plot. I'm not at all sure it's having any effect, but it sure is fun.