Buy More Junque!

This weekend is the day suburbanites push their safety envelope by daring Uptown Crap Alley (a sort of Diagon Alley gone bad) in broad daylight. All Uptown is besieged by a huge cancerous growth of crap, with randomly circulating suburbanites wandering around desperately looking for someplace to park the SUV, frequently down all of the one-ways, generally the wrong way. Like most suburban, vampire fearing folk, come sundown they run for the outer rings, before those people come out. Not to be outdone, Loring Park (gay cruising area in the safe cover of darkness) and Powderhorn Park (where scary lesbians have been known to walk even in broad daylight) load up their own junque fairs, peopled by the disgruntled junque dealers that could not get into the big ticket o' Uptown.

So, if you need more junque, today is the day to shop for it here in Our Fair Cities -- there's enough to choke a whole stable full o' horses.

Today is the day we levitated the bedroom TV. Unlike those magicians, this one involved some iron and drilling a few holes -- at least one more than planned. Plus a couple o' stud finders. (I always wonder how well they'd work in a bar...)

Amazing TV Levetation! (G Version)

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