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Happy birthday, elizabethth.

Jesus' General's Sarah:

That's why when the news broke that North Korea is threatening to restart its atom bomb making program, Sen. McCain turned to me for advice. Here's what I told him:

The leaders in Korea are intent on, you know, blowing things up and islamunistofascism and hating us because we're free and defying God with a homosexual agenda, and killing babies with condoms, oh, and health care, and drilling in the ANWAR, and there will be hellfire and brimstone raining down, and nuclear energy, and Bristol will make hot dish, and then Jesus will return. riding in on a dinosaur and I'll shoot it before Levi knocks it up and embarrasses Our Lord at his greatest moment. But then I'll have to watch Todd. I haven't forgotten about what I caught him doing to that moose I shot. Let's just say he slept with his snowmachine for months afterward. Oh, and school vouchers. Did I mention that?

Shamelessly Stolen from Jesus' General