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Casper Van Dien, how low those cheeks have fallen. Sci-Fi had Modern Vampires on as its movie last night. Between printing out the one good picture I got at Thong's citizenship ceremony, I watched it in absolute awe. Every time they did something below which I thought they could not go, they did. They even kept Casper's clothes on, which was the greatest shame. The movie's dialog, little of which made it past the censors, probably wasn't hurt much by the cuts. At last, a movie with dialog that even I could write! Hell, even I could have acted in it, directed it, done the special effects, and filmed it, probably all at the same time with little discernable difference in quality. It was a hoot.