Water falling outta the sky

[lsanderson]

There's been water falling outta the sky for the last two days. I do not know wot we haz done wrong. If it wuzn't so hard to find a virgin, let alone a gay one -- o, they all claim to be, but who's going to believe claims like that -- these days, I'd say it's time to sacrifice one or two. Then maybe that angry yellow orb will appear in the sky and our friendly ice giants will return so we can all sleep until the far-off spring.