lsanderson | The Mutant Chronicles (2008)

Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman and Benno Furmann in "Mutant Chronicles."
April 25, 2009
Take Earth, Add Monsters and Soldiers, Then Toss
By NATHAN LEE
Published: April 25, 2009

Science-fiction completists and connoisseurs of cliché may find some diversion in “Mutant Chronicles,” a shamelessly derivative film that opened yesterday without a screening for critics. The movie’s lone New York engagement, at the Village East Cinema, is one too many — especially given the steep $12.50 admission price for a lousy movie projected on video in a small theater — and one, moreover, that suffered technical difficulties during the Friday morning screening on which this review is based. More

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