Vote Republican! The "No" Party!

[lsanderson]

• No, you can't expect us to care about people who have lost their jobs, who don't have the education necessary to find new jobs in a changing economy, or who live in struggling neighborhoods.


• No, you can't expect us to worry about people who have lost their homes.


• No, you can't have more affordable health care or health insurance.


• No, you can't have a Republican administration that will uphold or value standards of professional ethics and responsibility.


• No, you can't assume that we'll ever tell the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth, not even under oath (assuming you can get us there), and not even when the truth is clearly good enough to stand on its own.


• No, you can't have schools that teach comprehensive sex education where kids might learn about contraception or how to use it.


• No, you can't have schools that teach evolution, either.


• No, you can't look forward to a future in which women are treated as equals or with respect within the Republican Party.


• No, you queers can't have equality at work or in marriages.


• No, you can't insist that we should take any responsibility for anything bad that we've done (though we'll be quick to take responsibility for anything good that's happened).


• No, you can't have your sons and daughters back from the Middle East any time soon.


• No, you can't see any "color" around here.


• No, you can't have cheaper gas or greener, renewable alternatives.


• No, you can't expect to enjoy any Fourth Amendment protections.


• No, you can't expect to enjoy much of the First Amendment, either.


• No you can't have "habeas corpus," you don't know what it means anyway — at least, we don't know what it means, and anyone who does is an elitist snob who is out of touch with the real America (which doesn't care about whiney Latin phrases).

Shamelessly Stolen from Jesus' General