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Sep. 15th, 2001 10:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lsandersonTangled these webs, when the fly attacks the spider, with the spider's prior help, of course.
Giulliani for President! Or so I've heard. The more I see of Bush, the less he seems. And, I had a low opinion of him at the get-go.
Let's declare a National Emergency, mobilize the National Guard, and give an Attack Anyone Free card to the President that spent his military career flying planes (when he felt like) around the good olde USA. A President selected by the Supreme Court. He's not much, but by golly, he's all we've got.
Let's see, the first move in the war on terrorism is to bully Pakistan. Just in case one of the usual suspects is the culprit. This will improve out popularity in the Muslim world.
Bail out the airline industry. Didn't we do this before with the savings & loan? Reagan -- oops, Carter is still biting us in the ass. Cut open them purse strings!
Give the President a pile of money. What happened to that lock-box we wuz fighting about a few days ago? See above.
Yank anyone with dusky skin or facial hair off whatever they're traveling on, strip search 'em -- now there's a job I could get into.
Write inane articles about how untypical this team of terrorists are. WoW, they're not all pimply faced Arabs desperate to get laid and waiting for those 70 virgins in Paradise! Some of 'em even drink alcohol!
Vietnam redux, enter stage center.
These terrorists are gonna be great for the bottom line! The old stock market oughta take off like a rocket on Monday! Not only are the rich getting their tax cut, but munitions profits, and airline subsidies, although they have lost valet parking here at MSP, and curbside check-in..
The good side: No more Shark Attack stories!
I don't want to sound as if I'm in favor of terrorism, but going off half-cocked is a sure way to end up not where we want to be. On less provocation, we got involved in one war in Vietnam a few years ago...
Giulliani for President! Or so I've heard. The more I see of Bush, the less he seems. And, I had a low opinion of him at the get-go.
Let's declare a National Emergency, mobilize the National Guard, and give an Attack Anyone Free card to the President that spent his military career flying planes (when he felt like) around the good olde USA. A President selected by the Supreme Court. He's not much, but by golly, he's all we've got.
Let's see, the first move in the war on terrorism is to bully Pakistan. Just in case one of the usual suspects is the culprit. This will improve out popularity in the Muslim world.
Bail out the airline industry. Didn't we do this before with the savings & loan? Reagan -- oops, Carter is still biting us in the ass. Cut open them purse strings!
Give the President a pile of money. What happened to that lock-box we wuz fighting about a few days ago? See above.
Yank anyone with dusky skin or facial hair off whatever they're traveling on, strip search 'em -- now there's a job I could get into.
Write inane articles about how untypical this team of terrorists are. WoW, they're not all pimply faced Arabs desperate to get laid and waiting for those 70 virgins in Paradise! Some of 'em even drink alcohol!
Vietnam redux, enter stage center.
These terrorists are gonna be great for the bottom line! The old stock market oughta take off like a rocket on Monday! Not only are the rich getting their tax cut, but munitions profits, and airline subsidies, although they have lost valet parking here at MSP, and curbside check-in..
The good side: No more Shark Attack stories!
I don't want to sound as if I'm in favor of terrorism, but going off half-cocked is a sure way to end up not where we want to be. On less provocation, we got involved in one war in Vietnam a few years ago...
