Da General:

[lsanderson]

Dear Mr. Keyes,

Until now, I haven't seen a presidential candidate I can fully support. Sure, they're all good on values issues like finding new, more painful ways to torture people, but by God, as far as I know not a single one of them have blamed 911 on abortion or spoken out against the abomination of allowing people to elect their senators. You're the only one.

And by God, no candidate, not even Sam Brownback or Mike Huckabee, has stood up for family values by disowning one of their own children for being a homosexual. I thank you for it. A candidate can't get any more family values than that.

It caused me to re-evaluate my relationship with a homosexual in my own family, my dog, Brutus. I followed your example and banished him from my house for his homosexuality. I've also considered banishing his partner in crime, but I am too spiritually weak to ask a doctor to amputate my leg. I'm very ashamed that I can't be stronger. I know you'd do it. More

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[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

I swear, he looks like a black Burl Ives on crack.

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

When he moved to Chicago to run against Barack Obama (2008 the Rematch Obama v Keyes), he promised that win or lose he would remain in Illinois. I'm very happy that he lied about those intentions and has reinflicted himself on the people of Maryland, who must have done something horrible in a past life to deserve him.