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lsanderson) wrote2007-11-17 07:31 am
lsanderson) wrote2007-11-17 07:31 am
ARGH!
DEAR STAR TRIBUNE CUSTOMERS
DUE TO A SHORTAGE OF NEW YORK TIMES, WE WERE UNABLE TO DELIVER TO YOU TODAY. DURING THE DAY, AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE, WE WILL REDELIVER THIS PRODUCT TO YOU. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE.
SINCERELY,
STAR TRIBUNE
DUE TO A SHORTAGE OF NEW YORK TIMES, WE WERE UNABLE TO DELIVER TO YOU TODAY. DURING THE DAY, AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE, WE WILL REDELIVER THIS PRODUCT TO YOU. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE.
SINCERELY,
STAR TRIBUNE
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