My tweets

[lsanderson]

• Sun, 15:14: Water! Not frozen water! https://t.co/STsodlo5uy
• Sun, 17:15: Hawaiian beaches are all shit. Who knew? Parrot fish shit to be specific. Excreted coral. Light and fluffy like sesame seeds here. N. Shore
• Sun, 17:49: A Family Adventure in Medical Tourism https://t.co/VS2Lhr84RK
• Sun, 19:12: Half nekkid men in the grocery store! https://t.co/s2kh0C9QIZ
• Sun, 20:10: RT @TeaPainUSA: Maybe firin' a U.S. attorney that may have been investigatin' you for corruption wasn't Trump's best move? https://t.co/0G…
• Sun, 20:46: Ittsa afternoon porter. https://t.co/LzIPjC5NkW
• Sun, 23:37: Food trucks! Water! Beach! https://t.co/5kKikkCw6U
• Sun, 23:39: Garlic shrimp! https://t.co/WEGKuRjQNd
• Mon, 09:00: Facts Are Enemies of the People https://t.co/ehSyM1LE7k
• Mon, 09:26: RT @nytfood: Citrus takes the stage in @ottolenghi's second baking column https://t.co/yZsjZOAZ4y https://t.co/shnUxGt95m

• Mon, 09:33: RT @NoahShachtman: Conway said Obama may've used “microwaves that turn into cameras” to spy on Trump. “This is a fact of modern life.” http…
• Mon, 09:36: RT @erikbransteen: Don't let Kellyanne Conway's remarks scare you. You can disable the CIA's wiretaps by using your microwave on the 'bever…
• Mon, 09:38: RT @stevesilberman: It's 2017, and WH spokespeople say any ridiculous bullshit that pops into their silly heads, and everything is fine. ht…
• Mon, 10:38: MN seems like an island of sanity surrounded by troglodytes in IA, WI, and ND, then you leave the Twin Cites...
• Mon, 10:48: RT @stevesilberman: The usual "Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?" question is going to be very, very relevant in 2020, if we ma…
• Mon, 10:48: RT @JohnFugelsang: If Trump hadn't been born rich & inherited millions he'd be a lecherous strip-club-dwelling 70-yr old selling above-grou…
• Mon, 10:55: The duck population of St Paul haz gone down by four.