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lsanderson) wrote2013-05-19 05:23 pm
lsanderson) wrote2013-05-19 05:23 pm
Ittsa Star Trek Movie!
It's got Kirk in bed with two! count 'em two! female creatures with tails.
It's got two! count 'em two! starships.
It's got Benedict Cumberbatch! Sadly, never in bed with two! count 'em two! female creatures with tails.
It's got two! Spocks count 'em two! Spocks.
And it's got Mr. Spock talking to Mr. Spock! That's two! Spocks count 'em two! Spocks.
It's got two! count 'em two! bar scenes.
But, it's only got one zombie tribble.
Yes, I saw it just after dawn clacked at an iMAX 3D theater here in Our Fair Cities.
Ittsa Star Trek movie! Leave your Mack truck at home.
It's got Benedict Cumberbatch! Sadly, never in bed with two! count 'em two! female creatures with tails.
It's got two! Spocks count 'em two! Spocks.
And it's got Mr. Spock talking to Mr. Spock! That's two! Spocks count 'em two! Spocks.
It's got two! count 'em two! bar scenes.
But, it's only got one zombie tribble.
Yes, I saw it just after dawn clacked at an iMAX 3D theater here in Our Fair Cities.
Ittsa Star Trek movie! Leave your Mack truck at home.