How to Pour Champagne

[lsanderson]

To Enjoy Champagne, Treat It Like Beer, Study Says
By SINDYA N. BHANOO
Published: August 16, 2010

Champagne may be a symbol of life at the top, but it is best poured into a tilted glass just like that other sparkling beverage, the plebeian beer, according to a new study. More

Now, why wuzn't there more studies like this when I wuz a chemistry major?