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Forecast for MINNEAPOLIS, MN (on a scale of 1-12):

Today's allergy levels:
Friday - 11.3/High

Today's predominant pollen:
Alder, Poplar/Aspen/Cottonwood and Elm.

Tomorrow's allergy levels:
Saturday - 9.4/High

How will you feel over the next few days? Click below for your

FOUR-DAY Allergy Alert forecast to find out.

http://www.pollen.com/Pollen.com.asp?view=forecast&zip=55408&affid=1

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, mishalak.

Perfect for Easter

"Probable-Possible, my black hen,
She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now
Because she's unable to postulate how."
-- Frederick Winsor

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Then again, there's Peeps

Ouch!

Painful taxes this year.